How to kiss *cough*

First off, don't slobber all over her, and don't stick your tongue down her throat. In fact, don't stick your tongue in her mouth at all. Make sure your nose doesn't bump up against hers when you're going in for the kiss, and very importantly: Make sure you are in a position of control. Giving the girl control is awesome, but not until you know her rhythms and how you can play off of her. This might be your problem in mentioning that you feel off-beat. A position of control would be something like... you are both standing and she is shorter than you, you are laying down and you are looking down at her, rather than her being on top of you or both of you being sideways, you are sitting and she is next to you, etc. Also, put a hand on the back of her head, interlace your fingers with her hair. On top of feeling nice to her, this gives you another connection point to read her body language and to give yourself some control.

Alright, now that we've established positioning, how bout the actual kiss. Like I said before, a kiss is not "Open wide, here's my toungue!" It's also not the lip-to-lip kindergarten kiss. At any given time, either her top or bottom lip will be between yours, and vice versa.

GO SLOWLY. Hover very very close to her lips for a split second before you go for it. Make her anticipate. Make her WANT it. Start off with fleeting pecks and searching grazes of her lips. Pay attention to your hands. Let her hands do what they please, but put a hand on the back of her head, with your fingers in her hair (Like I said), or on her back. Massage her lower back. Don't grapple at her jumblies. Squeeze her ass to let her know that you're there and you appreciate her being there.

Don't get impatient. Guage her rhythms, back off every once in a while and go down to her neck. If clothing allows, kiss or lightly lick her collar bone. Suck on her earlobe, and let your teeth graze her ear as you do it, exhale down her neck as you do these things. If you've already kissed there, then it will be moist, and the warm air hitting it will send chills down her spine (in a very good way). Nip at her neck with your teeth just a little. Once again, let her know that you're there, and into it.

When it comes to using tongue, let her be the first to venture that. Pay attention, anticipate it. Accept it. There's nothing more awkward than trying to introduce tongue and hitting... teeth. Let it be fleeting at first, and respond in kind. Don't eat her face, and don't shove your tongue into her mouth. Let it graze her lips. The introduction of tongue is one of the hardest parts to get down smoothly, because oftentimes one of the two of you won't really be expecting it, and the other one will back off too quickly. But, if you make out with one girl fairly regularly and pay attention, it will become very smooth and easy.

As for other extracirricular making-out activities, a few things will make it much better for her (and more fun for you). Pay attention to your hands, like I said. Don't go for the breasts like a horny teenager. Make her PUSH your hand to them. This has happened with almost every girl I've made out with more than once, and it's awesome (and kinda funny). Put your hands under her shirt on her back. Keep her pulled against you (if positioning allows). Don't be half-assed about your presence. Massage her back over or under her shirt. Squeeze her ass. Bite her lower lip gently and let it slide out from in between your teeth (painless but hot). If you are laying down, pin her arms above her head. Sounds "wierd" to some people, but it makes it much better, especially if you use that time to focus on her neck and ears for a while. It will drive her crazy and make her force herself up against you. Just make sure your positioning makes it possible to, and if your arms are long enough and your hands are big enough to pin both her wrists with one hand, you can use your other to run your fingernails lightly down her arms, down her side, to her ass/thigh and squeeze.

That's all for now, because I'm tired of typing and I'm getting myself all riled up thinking about it with such depth. Basically it all boils down to:

Be patient
Be forceful with your presence but not your tongue
Play off of her. Judge her rhythms and her horniness to guage what your next move is.

Hope it helps.

Credits: Cman25, LUE (GameFAQs boards)

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Loyality from players?

Ha! Bullshit!

Well, for those living in caves, Michael Owen is very likely to move from Real Madrid back to Premiership.

Destination? Manchester United! Long time rival of his former club, Liverpool.

Well, it isn't exactly his fault. Liverpool didn't want him back as well, since they have some decent strikers now. However, who was the one leaving Liverpool 2 years or so ago?

But really, are players actually loyal these days?

Just look at Rio. He got screwed around with that drug test, but has the balls to ask the club to pay him more on his new contract, even though he was fully paid even though he was suspended.

So, no. Very very few players are actually loyal to the club. Everyone is pretty materialistic, as they do think for their future. Sportsmen, do fall into this category, as they retire by 35, and become coaches for some rubbish club, earning a salary that is much lesser then what they had earned until they get to some rather decent club. Hence, they are asking for insane amounts of salaries before they "expire" and retire, because they, like everyone else, want to have a nice retirement. It's just not people like Rio, as there are many many more sportsmen who fling loyality out of the window in exchange for money. Robhino (Sp, that new Real Madrid striker from Brazil) is another one to name, and many players such as him sulk when they are not allowed to leave the club for a beter future. Remember Scott Parker and Louis Saha? Chelsea and Man U (respectively) came calling, and they are all but begging to join them, in a bid to win some fame.

Fame, in the sporting world is important. On top of that basic salary, many stars do commericals, which net them even more cash. Also, with fame, comes the chance to play for their country. Look at Scott Parker (once again). He goes Chelski, and he gets to play for England. Nuff said.

However, there are still stars who are loyal. Andrew Johnson, the guy who almost kept Crystal Palace in the Premiership, stayed with them, even though they are in the championship now. Usually, a person of his talent will change clubs almost immediately, as seen by some such as Paul Robinson (Formerly Leeds United, now still in championship). O'Neal, the basketball star which probably everyone know, has just signed a new deal with Miami Heat, even though he could be making 10 million less or something, just to help them get the NBA championship.

However, these are just a select few players who don't toss everything out of the window for money. Many more do, and it doesn't help that some clubs are egging them on or something. However, it isn't exactly fair for a player who has plenty of potential to sit at some bench, rotting away. They are right to think of their careers, and their future. However, they should also think about loyality towards clubs, especially former ones, unless they were thrown out or something. It is because these clubs were the ones who took care of them, nursed them, until they are ready for an even bigger stage.

Too bad Stevie G didn't exactly think too much of cash. He could be a Chelsea player right now, and Liverpool might be out of the Champion's League. XD.

Then again, Jose has said that they will never pay anyone more then 90k pounds a week (Frank Lampard's Salary), and Stevie is aiming for 100k.

Hmm.....

Loyality?